Hair Anthem
O say, can you see
My hair's brand new highlights
That so proudly I share
It's so bright and so gleaming
Please ignore the red flare!
And the orange in there!
Gave proof to my plight
The gray flags are still there.
O say do those stiff gray wires yonder yet wave
In the hair that's now lice-free
On the head I may shave!
To be sung to the melody of our national anthem [yes I skipped a part]. Used without the permission of Francis Scott Key.
Is the orange a permanent dye? If it's any consolation, it will fade over time.
ReplyDeleteYes, Laura, unfortunately it was a permanent dye. It was supposed to be honey blonde :) Yeah, right. The purple shampoo HAS helped some, it was worse the other day. Hopefully it will fade. I am not going to go have it fixed just so I'll remember to not do this again :)
ReplyDeleteHaHa, also that photo used without permission
ReplyDeleteof the Dept. of Motor Vehicles ;)
I wish my drivers license looked that good!!
Kath,
ReplyDeleteFunny! You have to admit my hair is hideous now :) As for the license, I just got lucky that time, usually they are awful!
Mary your hair doesn't look that bad at all, the purple shampoo must of helped...loved your driver's licence photo.....:-) Hugs
ReplyDeleteFirst...you are beautiful! And on my computer...your hair is a lovely and shiny reddish color with highlights! I don't believe you have any gray hair...you are way tooo young!:-)
ReplyDeleteThanks, Bernie :) But honestly, though the purple shampoo helped a little, in the daylight it glows like a beacon and there are patches that didn't take the color. It is pretty funny though!
ReplyDeleteGreat rendition of the "Orange-Spangled Banner" or is it "Wire-Spangled Carrot"?
ReplyDeleteHad me in hysterics :)
Pip,
ReplyDeleteFunny! Take your pick! Either would be correct :)