...and we'd like to welcome you to munchkin land

I feel sorry for the 1st grade teacher/saint  at my daughter's school. I just filled the kids in her class with Munchkins and juice, read a book and then left the teacher to deal with the aftermath.  (Math? Not today, Teacher! So sorry!) The kids were bouncing off the walls. How was I supposed to know that if you fill up their tanks with sugar and then read them a book about animals that they would think it was their duty to imitate the monkeys, hyenas, and ring-tailed lemurs?! No wonder they have bars on the windows.

I tripped over a duck-billed platypus when I made my escape. No joke.