Dedicated to my Lord Jesus Christ in thanks for His infinite mercy
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
Oops. Sorry Father, my Bad...
My sincerest apologies for that choke/gasp/cough/chuckle that escaped in the confessional today. You know I am "heartily" sorry for all my sins. Truly.
Well, at least you are partly heartily sorry to have confessed it to us here.
At Confession recently my penance was a whole decade of the Rosary. I asked the priest why it's more, since the previous week I got 5 Hail Mary's for the same sins. He said: Inflation.
It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything spitoutable as I read this... especially the inflation comments. And Mary - that picture is priceless with this post!!!
... because I was laughing so hard.... That's why I was glad I wasn't drinking anything that could be spewed toward keyboards and such. I figured you figured that out.
"Spitoutable?! I'll have to remember that one, Nancy! Eating jelly sandwiches near keyboards is a big no-no as well - my h was "jammed" forever. We won't even get started on ice cream...sticky keys are just not my thing.
I'm pretty sure they removed that word in the "new" Act of Contrition, although I find it so foreign I can't bring myself to memorize it. I probably should, though, so the priest thinks I'm young!
Well, at least you are partly heartily sorry to have confessed it to us here.
ReplyDeleteAt Confession recently my penance was a whole decade of the Rosary. I asked the priest why it's more, since the previous week I got 5 Hail Mary's for the same sins. He said: Inflation.
God bless.
No, I'm "hardly" sorry to have confessed it here ;) My penance today was a decade too so I guess "inflation" has hit here as well.
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything spitoutable as I read this... especially the inflation comments. And Mary - that picture is priceless with this post!!!
ReplyDelete... because I was laughing so hard.... That's why I was glad I wasn't drinking anything that could be spewed toward keyboards and such. I figured you figured that out.
ReplyDelete"Spitoutable?! I'll have to remember that one, Nancy! Eating jelly sandwiches near keyboards is a big no-no as well - my h was "jammed" forever. We won't even get started on ice cream...sticky keys are just not my thing.
ReplyDeleteYou are funny, Mary!!!!
ReplyDeleteHi Mallory! You should see us on Facebook - Nancy gets me rolling! Are you on there?
ReplyDeleteFunny!
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure they removed that word in the "new" Act of Contrition, although I find it so foreign I can't bring myself to memorize it. I probably should, though, so the priest thinks I'm young!
God Bless you.
Lol. And if he thinks you're young maybe he'll have pity on you and not "inflate" your penance :) God bless you too, Michael!
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