Thursday, January 16, 2014

You know you have been slacking on your blog when...

Photo courtesy of Wikimedia Commons

.... the majority of your "bites" come from vampires and dogs.

Anyone game for a few "mercy hits"?




14 comments:

  1. Not commenting on my own post (though I'm not above that) - just checking the combox since I had to switch to embedded instead of pop-up ('cause I was having trouble commenting back). I have been having difficulty commenting on Blogger period lately and can't figure out why. Figured I'd try switching to see if it makes a difference here at least.

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  2. The only statistic that matters with our Blogs is whether Jesus is reading it.

    As for being bitten .... all I can say is:

    There was a young man called Fred Heath
    Who wore a new set of false teeth
    One day in despair
    He forgot 'em on a chair
    And eventually got bitten underneath!

    God bless.

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  3. Hi Victor,
    I couldn't resist poking a little fun at myself!

    Your poem is quite witty
    With quite a bit of sass
    But are you trying to tell me
    The teeth bit him in the ...?

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    1. Grin...so sorry, Monica! But that is what he meant, right? Behind, that is.

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  4. Mary, I have nominated this blog for a Sunshine Award. I think it has been nominated already, but why not again? After all, it's super sunny! You can find the link here: http://thebreadboxletters.blogspot.com/2014/01/awards-kisses-ricky-nelson-and-uh-oh.html

    God bless!

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    1. Thank you, Nancy! You are very sweet :)

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  5. Brilliant. I like it, Mary.

    Well done Nancy. This Blog deserves a dozen Sunshine Awards.

    God bless.

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    1. Yes, I thought you might ;)

      Thank you for your kind words as well!

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  6. Mary, I enjoyed my slice of humble pie. Yum! Guess where my most faithful reader is from? Mountain View, CA :) I've been wondering for a long time what they find so fascinating about my blog, and why they haven't finished reading the entire thing yet. That is SO funny! Now I have to find a new fan...lol. Today I had something weird...43 visitors in one hour. Go figure. The rest of the day was pretty slow. I agree with Victor, that you deserve at least a dozen Sunshine awards. Thanks for always making me smile...giggle....laugh...out loud. ;)

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  7. Oh, you and I have the same fan club I see!

    It's always nice to share a slice of humble pie with friends :)

    Thanks for the smile and the kind words!

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  8. Mary,

    I rely on Vampire stats all the time. They boost my numbers very significantly. As long as I don't look at the traffic sources, I can smile and think, "Hey! I'm popular today. Might be worth writing another post."

    Thanks for adding sunshine to my day!

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  9. Lol! You just gave me a good reason to ignore the traffic source stats!

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